Two college time friends met after a long time.
One asked the other, “I heard you ran away out of town with your lover girl and married her.?”
The other said, “Yes, true.”
The first one continued, “And I also heard that now your wife’s parents live with you. What happened?”
The other said in frustration, “What can happen. her parents live now with us so we don’t run away again.”
HELPING TO DRINK SCARCE WATER